Are you just feeling lonely? Is that it? Well, you can ask me stuff here, I guess. Y’know. If you just need to talk to a complete stranger. About whom you know absolutely nothing. On the internet.
No, seriously, what are you doing here? There's not even anything to see. It's completely empty. In fact, if you've stuck around long enough to read this, you've already stayed longer than anyone expected of you. Consider any nebulous social networking obligations fulfilled.